World Record Attempt

[StephenWrexhamFc]

If you were aiming to break a world record or set a new world record at a football match what would you try and do?

This is a brainstorming thread, all replies will be considered, cheers.

 

[Everest]

To break as many bones in property developers body in 30 secs.



Hang on, make that 5 mins.

 

[Gazwag]

A match long continuous Mexican wave?

 

[Soton Seagull]

What about the most people scoring penalties in 'x' minutes?

Some of the crowd could keep twatting the balls in the old onion bag, and you might even get a visit from Norris McWerter!

 

[Seagullible]

, and you might even get a visit from Norris McWerter!

I doubt it unless he returnsas a zombie

 

[nwgull]

most female streakers

 

[Gazwag]

A fan from all 92 clubs all sitting together at a match (or more with Conferences and Scottish clubs)


and most female streakers

 

[Wardy]

Most ball boys or girls? Could have one every two foot or something.

 

[Drumstick]

the most three footed ball boys/girls

 

[Everest]

I doubt it unless he returns as a zombie

Walking or running?

 

[Superphil]

You could go for the longest continous chant at a match, start before kick off, stop for a pee at half time, then on for the entire 2nd half, that would get some notice.

Must choose a clean chant though.

"He's fat, he's round, he only wants the ground..."

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Most pies consumed at one venue? Away fans can then participate too.

I would also like to voice my support for the most female streakers idea.

 

[Drumstick]

the most balloons throne:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Been looking on the Guinness World Records site and some of these might be achievable:

Balloon Popping:

On August 19, 2004, a total of 2,477 participants simultaneously popped balloons in 10 seconds on a football pitch at Wu Kai Sai Youth Village, Wu Kai Sai, Hong Kong.

Pass the Parcel:

The biggest ever game of pass-the-parcel involved 3,918 students removing 2,200 wrappers from a 1.5 x 1.5 x 0.5 m (4.9 x 4.9 x 1.6 ft) parcel.

Pillow Fight:

The largest pillow fight consisted of 2,773 participants in Dodgeville, Wisconsin, USA on September 29, 2004.


OK, so the idea of 3,000 Wrexham fans having a pillow fight might be a bit far-fetched, but the balloon one could work?

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

And here's one for the Brighton "Batty Boys":

A total of 5,327 couples kissed simultaneously for 10 seconds on February 14, 2004, as part of the Close-up Lovapalooza festival in Manila, Philippines. The kissing began at the strike of midnight to celebrate Valentine's Day, led by the Manila Mayor Lito Atienza and his wife Evelina.

Next home game?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Perhaps they can do pass the parcel to the ref's whistle? Though you might need a lot of wrapping paper if Prosser is the ref.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Man with the largest goalMOUTH?

Largest number of bees?

Smelliest shot?

 

[Biscuit]

Loudest abusive chants directed at Chairperson?

 

[Trufflehound]

Highest number of female streakers squeezed inside a driveable mini.

I volunteer to be the driver if you like.

 

[wilderabeast]

like the streaker idea no fatties though..how about how many times can you hit a referee with a dart you could get Mr Prosser to ref...only joking