What did the policeman say to his chest?

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

You're UNDER A VEST.

 

[Hampden Park]

what did the policeman say to the triplets?

Hello, Hello, Hello

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Where do policeman live?

999 Letsby Avenue.

 

[Dougie]

What did the policeman say to the 5 bright ........ no id better not

 

[catfish]

What does a policeman have for dinner?

Truncheon meat.

 

[backson]

How much overtime does a policeman get for being up at 4:20 in the morning?

 

[Silent Bob]

What did the policeman say to the 5 bright ........ no id better not

Wow, the connections your brain makes. Why are you wasting time on here rather than curing cancer or cracking nuclear fusion?

 

[Silent Bob]

What did the policeman say to the 5 bright ........ no id better not

Wow, the connections your brain makes. Why are you wasting time on here rather than curing cancer or cracking nuclear fusion?

 

[Dougie]

Wow, the connections your brain makes. Why are you wasting time on here rather than curing cancer or cracking nuclear fusion?

I heard you the first time bob .

 

[Twinkle Toes]

What does a policeman have for dinner?

Truncheon meat.

What do Traffic Cops have in their sandwiches?

Jam.

*Gets coat*

 

[Nottseagull]

You're UNDER A VEST.

The joke is supposed to be "What did the German policeman say....."