Neighbours -

[Muzzman]

I liked Sky first time round

Are we back on this kidnet infection you are suffering from?

 

[MattBackHome]

Cody sounded like she smoked 80 a day, even when she was 14. Bronwyn was out of this world, as was the wonderful Beth.

This is genius though...

From: The gentleman (Wed Oct 20 18:51:39 2004)
I'd take her out for a romantic dinner, be sure to bring her a roseand maybe even a box of expensive chocolates, and spend the evening making sure she knows just how special she is.

From: anon (Thu Oct 21 03:59:25 2004)
... and then screw her arse off!

From: The gentleman (Thu Oct 21 16:40:37 2004)
don't be so crude

From: (Twisty) (Tue Nov 9 14:47:13 2004)
u know u want too though


From: swifty (Thu Dec 2 20:42:04 2004)
well if the gay boy gentleman won't, i'll rape her till her legs fall off

 

[MattBackHome]

This is the funniest website I've seen in AGES. Thankyou KinkyG.

 

[bhafc99]

This is the funniest website I've seen in AGES. Thankyou KinkyG.

It's amazing they get away with it really. No wonder they've struggled to find a host over the past few months.

The polls are fascinating stuff. While a predictable 62.72% vote for Kym's breasts as their favourite part of her body, a worrying 2.13% go for 'other' – meaning they prefer something other than her face, legs, bum, breasts or hair. Like what? Her elbows?

And while school uniform unsurprisingly tops the "What would you like to see Kym wearing?" poll, you can't stop these guys chipping in with sophisticated and cultured alternatives: "I'd most like to see Kym wearing a contented smile - after I'd f***** her "

I never realised there was such an army of pervs tossing off so furiously over Libby when I picked her for my wife in yesterday's "One Night, Six Months, Marriage" thread. I thought I was being obscure and going for a nice, pleasant choice outside the usual celeb fantasies. I feel used and cheapened. Kym, I might just have to divorce you now.

 

[MattBackHome]

Some of the responses are genuinely truly wierd:

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Re: What would like most like to see Kym wearing? (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 17 @ 15:01:29 EST

For me it has to be her wedding dress especially on her wedding day.

Re: What would like most like to see Kym wearing? (Score: 1)
by JonnyD on Tuesday, December 21 @ 11:42:53 EST
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Her Smile and personality

Re: What is your favorite part of Kym's body? (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 04 @ 13:16:18 EST

Funny how the Survey results looks like an extraordinary large penis LOL

(this is actually true - although I would never have spotted it without anonymous' help - MBH)

Re: What is your favorite part of Kym's body? (Score: 1)
by rob1111 on Monday, January 24 @ 18:23:56 EST
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down her throat

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A top, top website. What a bunch of lunatics.

 

[Muzzman]

From: dane (Sun Oct 10 21:04:19 2004)
i wanna lick her ringhole and cum up her crack i wank over the thought of her in suspenders and stockings licking her asscrack and jizzing up her ring

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

sake - makes me look like a f***ing perv

 

[Muzzman]

From: kym valentine (Thu Nov 18 20:52:41 2004)
oh dane, that's what i've been waiting for my whole life! mind you, talking dirty to other men... obsession with anal sex... if you weren't a homo we could really have something special

From: dane (Thu Nov 18 20:55:20 2004)
how dare you! to think... wait a minute, come to think of it, oh shit you're right!! ah well, looks like i'm a homo

 

[StephenWrexhamFc]

Annalise Hartman anyone

 

[Muzzman]

Annalise Hartman anyone

da dahh

 

[South Yarra Seagull]

I love the Neighbours threads...!!!

I had the pleasure of meeting / perving on Kym Valentine in a bar in South Yarra a few weeks ago.

She did, it has to be said, look fantastic, but then, I rather got the impression her husband thought so too!!!

I've seen Annalise Hartman (Kimberly Davis) and the geezer who plays Jack strolling along Chapel Street, also listened at length to Natalie Bassingthwaite (Izzy) being refused a mobile phone contract cos she did not have enough ID !!

Sadly am yet to bump into Brooke Satchwell...... For it is she I would marry in a heartbeat...

 

[Silent Bob]

Who was she? I googled and recognised her

 

[Muzzman]

Sadly am yet to bump into Brooke Satchwell...... For it is she I would marry in a heartbeat...

Good call.. forgot about her.

 

[South Yarra Seagull]

www.brookesatchwell.net

My work Web Nazi wont let me in....

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

was that the little kinky beetch that was getting knobbed by billy kennedy?

 

[Muzzman]

was that the little kinky beetch that was getting knobbed by billy kennedy?

yup

 

[Silent Bob]

ah I remember.. Anne?