Juan Roman Riquelme

[JJ McClure]

Juan Roman Riquelme is available as a free agent, come on Gus sign him up to the South American revolution

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Thought he was going to West Ham?

 

[Gav1901]

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

Just seen him in Little Chef with Tony Bloom

 

[Acker79]

Will he bring Larissa with him?

(google image search returns mostly NSFW images).

 

[Collar Feeler]

I want to be that phone!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Good lord.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Fake conkers though.

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

I dont think that is his wife.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Looks a bit like my sister

 

[Acker79]

I dont think that is his wife.

I don't believe so, either. But as long as he brings her along, I don't care!

 

[Commander]

I saw Riquelme play for Boca in March and he was unfit, shit and got sent off. Should fit in well.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Will somebody tell me why West Ham want Riquelme?

 

[Easy 10]

Will somebody tell me why West Ham want Riquelme?

1. He's foreign
2. He'll be on shitloads
3. He's foreign

 

[The Grockle]

Looks a bit like my sister

Difficult to tell without my spunk dripping down her face to be honest.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Difficult to tell without my spunk dripping down her face to be honest.

She's in a wheelchair....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

She's in a wheelchair....

Spunkchair?

 

[The Grockle]

She's in a wheelchair....

I’m not fussy, it’s fair to say we had a wheelie good time.

 

[tonymgc]

Apparantly West Ham & Brum are both after him. Can't see him hacking it in England myself

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

even chicks in wheelchairs deserve a facial now and then