I was just sat next to the Co0ke machine...

[Blackadder]

Welcome Blackadder, you seem like a really cool person and you're probably really good looking too.

Well 1 out of 2 ain't bad

 

[tedebear]

Or if you're female join DAFT Bints as formed by Lush (are you with us tedebear?)

yippeee - I'd love too - Thanks...

these JPF'ers have no idea what they're missing out - raising their fingers at me!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I am intrigued tedebear.....

 

[Blackadder]

I think the fingers were a bit rash Tedebear.

We are trying to build an alliance with the DBs

 

[Safeway]

We haven't got a cookie machine in our office.

 

[Yorkie]

Too late Blackadder the deed is done.

The ladies will have to consult to see if we want an alliance

Into the ladies' loos girls

 

[Lush]

Whisper whisper whisper...an alliance with the JPF...well I would but aren't they a bit - you know young?... I mean keen and all that but do they have the staying power?...whisper whisper whisper.....

 

[tinx]

Whisper whisper whisper...an alliance with the JPF...well I would but aren't they a bit - you know young?... I mean keen and all that but do they have the staying power?...whisper whisper whisper.....

We now have a range of ages from 22 to 40 something, covering all eventualities. We are a wide ranging society with very open minded views. and more

 

[tedebear]

Too late Blackadder the deed is done.

The ladies will have to consult to see if we want an alliance

Into the ladies' loos girls

good call Yorkie - consultation required.....

downs drink in one..picks up handbag and sashays into the loo for serious discussion!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

All members of the JPF and our prospective compadres at the DAFT bints are welcome to join me in my back garden on this wonderful evening for microwave dinners and wine.

 

[Yorkie]

We now have a range of ages from 22 to 40 something, covering all eventualities. We are a wide ranging society with very open minded views. and more

They do seem very keen Lush

 

[Seagullible]

Someone told me to send £250 JPF joining fee to an address in Horsham but I've heard nothing back. Have I fallen for another scam

 

[Lush]

As Yorkie has pointed out in the private messenger toilets, we are not exactly strangers to the charms of the more youthful of your sex (see her husband and my avatar).

So long as we reserve the right to drink you under the table, we accept your kind invitation of a formal alliance.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[tinx]

So it is agreed The DAFT bints and JPF are now officially an alliance whilst both teams keep their individuality the alliance will be there forever more.

 

[tedebear]

Phew glad that was decided - best head home for a glass of wine in my garden to celebrate....bye.......

 

[Seagullible]

Be warned DAFT bints - there is a scam brewing in Horsham!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Phew glad that was decided - best head home for a glass of wine in my garden to celebrate....bye.......

Me too, i'm gonna have some cigarettes aswell. Lovely.

Night night all

 

[Italiaseagull]

We haven't got a cookie machine in our office.

Well we haven't got an office in our cookie machine!

 

[slosp]

Prepare for the verbal war
The hologram advance, psychical form
Manifesting universal mind into the lore
Travelling lands, I stand on sands of chemical vibration
The math, kings of light departed in wrath
So where you gonna stand when the Elohi returns
Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn
It's my turn to shine
I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind
So I find the deaf, dumb and blind
And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind
Descending into big balls of mass, in the form of rain
The Verbal Hologram brings pain
So rearrange, disagreeable ways that brought you the darkness
Take hold, and rip out your soul from your carcass
And rise away like a sham
The Verbal Hologram is the verbal avalanche
One last chance to re-plan, and over-stand
Before the Hologram sends your camp to Holy Land
So ask your man, when he returns to where I sent him
The plan was to kill, God and reinvented
Practicing Black Magical tactics like voodoo