Harty off to Gay boys

[Simster]

Yes it's true - now that we have returned to division 2, Gary Hart has decided to hang up his boots and join the Ian Gay Chimneysweep Co, where he has heard he can clear £1.04m a year after paying £2m to his helpers.

It's on the Argus front page.

 

[Titanic]

Oh no! Please say it's not true

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Harty cant go! i love him.

Can anyone back this story up?

 

[CHAPPERS]

What a bummer!!



See what i've done there?

*snigger*

 

[Icy Gull]

This will be Gary's third career change having started out as a fork-lift truck driver. Truely a man of many talents. We wish him well

 

[Lush]

So, farewell then, Gary Hart
For we loved your foraging on the wing
And your occasional killer goal
To remind us that you are, in fact, a striker

We shall retire the No.9 shirt in your honour
And wish you well in your new position
Of sweeper

EJ Thribb (17)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Lovely poem lush

 

[Lush]

Thanks and top post CTS