- Jul 10, 2003
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[Football] Dan Ashworth's garden is looking good again
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Nice pic of Butchart Gardens in Victoria, BC
- Jul 10, 2003
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Nice pic of Butchart Gardens in Victoria, BC
That's Dan's homage to it in Gateshead. Rumour has it that he has started work on a Palace de Versailles copy in Salford
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Do we have a sell on clause?
ROSM
Well-known member
We all know he isn't gardening. His wife has a huge list of jobs he needs to do. He now has;
- an entire wall papered with historic job offers,
- 14 new shelves for his nearly successful trophies and
- rearranged the cutlery drawer so it's now knives, forks and spoons from left to right (with little spoons horizontally at the bottom)
- an entire wall papered with historic job offers,
- 14 new shelves for his nearly successful trophies and
- rearranged the cutlery drawer so it's now knives, forks and spoons from left to right (with little spoons horizontally at the bottom)
WOOOOOOOOAH there!
Forks, then knives, then spoons, surely? - ordered as they'd be laid out at the table.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Not on MY table. I hold my fork in my right hand.
Freak
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Its just a more coordinated plate-to-gob experience. If I tried eating dinner with the fork in my left hand, I'd definitely end up dropping half of it all down meself.
What hand do you have the spoon in when you're eating SOUP then ?
ROSM
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Whichever hand, I would bet that HKFC moves the spoon away from him to fill up with his brown windsor
If you are ONLY using a fork, then using your right hand makes sense. If you're eating a CHILLI, or a PAELLA, or a nice KEDGEREE.
If it's solid food, then fork left, knife right. Unless you have a manservant who cuts up your food for you.
We're not bloody Americans ! Knife right hand helping to push food on to the fork in the left hand. Did your finishing school teach nothing ?
Animal.
I suggest you give this guy a follow on Insta https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette/
Shropshire Seagull
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Are there rules about which way up a fork must be used too?
Ie is shoveling allowed?
Ie is shoveling allowed?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Well I'm clearly not ambidextrous in the FORK department, and I don't see it matters etiquette-wise. Its not like I'm sharing a table with Philip Schofield.
My left hand just isn't very good at things generally. If I tried to wipe my arse with my left hand then trauma would quickly ensue, and good old righty would have to carry out the clean-up.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Well that’s the front garden…what’s the back look like?
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Almost as good as your estateNice pic of Butchart Gardens in Victoria, BC
el punal
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You use a spade for that.
el punal
Well-known member
You are sowing seeds of discontent.
Greg Bobkin
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- May 22, 2012
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Two of the three Bobkin Jnrs do this – totally weird. I often change their pre-laid cutlery on the table to the 'right' way around in a bid to cure them.