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[El Presidente]

I would rather my dick be ravaged by murder hornets.

I know a club in Hamburg where for €50 they will probably Make that wish come true.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I would rather my dick be ravaged by murder hornets.

"Thank you Mr Saunders. The readers of Nonce Weekly will be absolutely delighted."

 

[jakarta]

Printed media so last century, surely this is the question he should have asked?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZPSrewXYtU

BTW I'm picking up a Jamie vibe about this thread...

 

[stewart12]

yeh no chance, sorry

 

[Stat Brother]

Write for The Sun on Sunday

Or

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[Hampster Gull]

Write for The Sun on Sunday

Or

[tweet]1273968873306558464[/tweet]

We’ve all done it

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Would be really nice if the usual Albion media faces declined this one and made OP work for his money

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Would be really nice if the usual Albion media faces declined this one and made OP work for his money

Double whammy for the Sun as they might get a Love Island quote for free.

 

[Wardy's twin]

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nice one...

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I know a club in Hamburg where for €50 they will probably Make that wish come true.

That's what made me choose Hamburg as my stag destination. Shame it was the week after lockdown started so was cancelled

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I work in Liverpool, you can guess my answer to your request Uncle Barry.

Me too. I'm surprised this request got through the defensive force field.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

So... anybody on here want to claim the badge of shame?

 

[lawros left foot]

So... anybody on here want to claim the badge of shame?

Did anyone take the40 pieces of silver?


I don’t want to google anything to do with that rag