Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Nibble]

Ooh - quite a leap there, soldier. When did I say you don't get sex? I was referring to your rage. Perhaps if you treated yourself to a visit from the widow Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters you wouldn't be such an arse.

Just a thought.

Sex for one?

 

[Nibble]

Nipplespotting:

Choose No Life.. Choose A Crap Job. Choose To Give Up A Career. Choose To Embarrass Your Family. Choose A f***ing Big Gob. Choose Washing Windows, Care In The Community, Compact Cocks And Inflatable Girlfriends...Choose DIY Love And Wondering Who Will f*** You Ever.Choose Sitting On A Couch Spouting Mind-Numbing, Spirit Crushing Opinions, Stuffing Junk Food Into Your Pants. Choose Rotting Away At The End Of It All, Pishing Your Last In A Miserable Care Home, Nothing More Than An Embarrasment To Us All, f***ed Up Ideas You Spawned To Replace Your Existence. Choose Your Future. Choose Life... But Why Do I Want To Do A Thing Like That?

Choose to ignore you?

 

[Sheebo]

Look i know i've done wrong but today is the 1st time i've viewed this thread (it's v bad that i aint been on NSC for a while i know...) but this is quality - reminds me of the daft arguments i used to have on this board 5 years ago when i was 16 / 17 - and the Penguin thing is old school too

So i don't feel i've missed out could a number of people just throw a few insults my way - maybe call me a twat... or a FAT twat as i'm porky? - Just to make me feel part of this...!

Thanks in anticipation

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Collar Feeler]

Golden rivet?

Ooh hello Sailor! With a username of Buttinhams you really ought to keep quiet! The ships I had all had welded seams not a rivet in sight, and I should know I spent hours bent over looking for the darned things whilst being closely monitored by Petty Officer 'Butch' McQueen!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Blow it out your arse, Sheebo.

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Sheebo]

Blow it out your arse, Sheebo.

Thank you

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Look i know i've done wrong but today is the 1st time i've viewed this thread (it's v bad that i aint been on NSC for a while i know...) but this is quality - reminds me of the daft arguments i used to have on this board 5 years ago when i was 16 / 17 - and the Penguin thing is old school too

So i don't feel i've missed out could a number of people just throw a few insults my way - maybe call me a twat... or a FAT twat as i'm porky? - Just to make me feel part of this...!

Thanks in anticipation

You supersized fat twat

 

[Trigger]

So in summary. what have I missed here?

 

[Uncle Buck]

So in summary. what have I missed here?

Same old, same old.

 

[Lady Buck]

Look i know i've done wrong but today is the 1st time i've viewed this thread (it's v bad that i aint been on NSC for a while i know...) but this is quality - reminds me of the daft arguments i used to have on this board 5 years ago when i was 16 / 17 - and the Penguin thing is old school too

So i don't feel i've missed out could a number of people just throw a few insults my way - maybe call me a twat... or a FAT twat as i'm porky? - Just to make me feel part of this...!

Thanks in anticipation

who ate all the pies? does that make you feel wanted now?

 

[Bozza]

I feel quite depressed about all this. It's completely out of control.

I'm going to Sainsburys.

 

[Trigger]

Same old, same old.

Ah, so the word MESS is being used I take it?...
Alright Sheebo you FAT nostrilled young man

 

[Bozza]

Oh, I've lifted the bans on Wilko and Trotster too - seems a little unfair, in hindsight, when everyone else is being a right cock.

 

[Seagullible]

TRIGGER JUST f*** OFF YOU BASBALL CAPED FREAK.
Personally I think you should BUM Sheebo while Nibble watches and PenGOON splirts everywhere. Trotty and Wilko would love to be present but are busy noshing on each other and no-one likes a smartarse

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ah, so the word MESS is being used I take it?...
Alright Sheebo you FAT nostrilled young man

Indeed.

Also a bit of mud throwing, some victim play and some all round decent insults.

 

[Dandyman]

I feel quite depressed about all this. It's completely out of control.

I'm going to Sainsburys.

It's ANARCHY. I blame the mods.

 

[Mendoza]

I feel quite depressed about all this. It's completely out of control.

I'm going to Sainsburys.

I went to Sainsburys on Tuesday and there was a dead body in the toilets - Happy Shopping x

 

[Trigger]

TRIGGER JUST f*** OFF YOU BASBALL CAPED FREAK.
Personally I think you should BUM Sheebo

What, again?...
Just f*** OFF you JIZZDRINKING SCUZZBUCKET OF LARD.