[Albion] Ansu Fati **Signed On Loan 01/09**

[jimhigham]

A rather niche chant, for anyone who remembers the Associates, who wants Fati to rhyme with "party", and who can tolerate bad scansion:

So – what if this Fati scores two?
The Amex will love you
In your white and blue
We saw him appear
From Barca to here
Amaze me …

I applaud your nicheness.

 

[Giraffe]

That does look uncannily like him to be fair.

 

[Sussax]

Straight to the u21s and not upto speed with rdzs methods yet and take time to bed in. Should be OK to play nov/ Dec time.

Ansu Fati playing away to Shrewsbury for the U21’s would be a sight to behold.

 

[Mr Bridger]

He is spanish so why not replace the Bruno song. Nice and easy "ole ole ole ole Fati Fati"

Everyone at the burger van turns around…

 

[Mr Bridger]

I've heard people pronouncing it as Farti, so as song I would suggest the Pitbull "classic"

They can't
They won't
They never will
Stop the Fati

Tony Bloom went to Barcá
in his Maserati
brought us back a superstar
Ansu, Ansu Farti

 

[Icy Gull]

Everyone at the burger van turns around…

Beats laughing at it when it catches fire (Cheltenham?)

 

[Bodian]

I would not be surprised if De Zerbi discovered Fati was potentially available on loan from FR tweets.

I think De Zerbi is a bit too busy most of the time to be trawling twitter for rumours!

 

[Nathan]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's a little bit batty
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ansu Fati

 

[Blue3]

I think this wants some more work and a tune

As fast as wind our Fati
Near so sweet our Fati
Never together is Harty and Fati
But never alone is Fati
Many skills has Fati
Ill wind dose blow for Fati
He gets right up their nose does Fati

 

[The Fits]

Beats laughing at it when it catches fire (Cheltenham?)

In my head there was two nightmares at Whaddon Road. One where we were awful and lost to ten men and another where we lost and the GK was replaced. Might be remembering incorrectly but my brain is saying Cartwright jumping over and missing poor shots, Kuipers involved in at least one game, and the burger van on fire. Not sure.

 

[Mr Bridger]

I think this wants some more work and a tune

As fast as wind our Fati
Near so sweet our Fati
Never together is Harty and Fati
But never alone is Fati
Many skills has Fati
Ill wind dose blow for Fati
He gets right up their nose does Fati

A tune would be handy, else its just shit poetry.

 

[Martlet]

In my head there was two nightmares at Whaddon Road. One where we were awful and lost to ten men and another where we lost and the GK was replaced. Might be remembering incorrectly but my brain is saying Cartwright jumping over and missing poor shots, Kuipers involved in at least one game, and the burger van on fire. Not sure.

Yep - that was Cheltenham, when the chip van caught fire, and it absolutely chucked it down later in the game - one half of the fans soaked the other dry. “We’re the wet side, we’re the wet side….”
Pretty sure we won too - remember going back laughing

 

[The Fits]

Yep - that was Cheltenham, when the chip van caught fire, and it absolutely chucked it down later in the game - one half of the fans soaked the other dry. “We’re the wet side, we’re the wet side….”
Pretty sure we won too - remember going back laughing

Yeah maybe we did win. It was definitely wet, and I definitely remember being amused, but I also remember a couple of shockers up there.

 

[brighton_dave]

Hearing Newcastle have made a late move and will reveal all at the Amex tomorrow.

Think they've signed the wrong fella though.

 

[Klaas]

Failed his medical...








...Overweight apparently. Fati.

Bet you’re fun at parties.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Hearing Newcastle have made a late move and will reveal all at the Amex tomorrow.

Think they've signed the wrong fella though.

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Whoa!
That's like looking in the mirror, just without the stretch marks.....and bingo wings......and stupid accent

 

[Frankworthington]

Yeah maybe we did win. It was definitely wet, and I definitely remember being amused, but I also remember a couple of shockers up there.

Pretty sure we lost. Went by train and was delayed by engineering works. Got a taxi from the station and arrived just in time for the fire to be put out!

That's how I remember it anyway!

 

[timbha]

In my head there was two nightmares at Whaddon Road. One where we were awful and lost to ten men and another where we lost and the GK was replaced. Might be remembering incorrectly but my brain is saying Cartwright jumping over and missing poor shots, Kuipers involved in at least one game, and the burger van on fire. Not sure.

and Darren Freeman getting sent off near the end

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I am getting worried about this now, has he had a last minute change of heart as he opened the curtains at the Holiday Inn.

 

[Deadly Danson]

Will we be Europa League ready once we've signed Fati?