When my Dad found something too easy he used to say "It's like kicking a puppy in a sack" - i.e. you couldn't miss the poor thing. He was from Blackburn and it's a pretty brutal analogy but I kind of see what he was getting at.
I don't talk to our cleaners, but I have seen them. I'm pretty sure that neither of them are either of the men in the picture you put up earlier on this thread claiming that it was you.
You can't put a picture of yourself wearing a Chelsea shirt on a BHA message board and not expect to get some stick.
And as for the cleaner stuff - don't try and self-aggrandise old chap. I have cleaners at my home once a week and refuse to talk to them. They're menial staff that don't merit my...