Recent content by GJN1

A 6 isn’t half full. It’s 60%.

Bang average. Gross at right-back?

So Graeme Souness was right.

That doesn't look good. Hayward's Heath station, I mean.

I saw that too. Couple of coppers came along and took escorted him away.

If I was his agent I'd be straight on the blower to Silvikrin because fair play to the lad, he somehow manages to make the most of what he's still got.

I thought as much.

It's not. The strips from the edge of the 18 yard box are bigger than the three inside it. But still nowhere near 10 yards.

That was ridiculous. You could tell by the cut of the pitch how far away he was or wasn't. Pitch length is 115 yards. 115 divided by 2 halves = 57.5. First three cuts from the goal line are 6 yards each, leaving 39.5 yards. Six other cuts going up to the halfway line are 6.58 yards each. And...

I'm still feeling massively irritated by him 12 hours on. Everything he does, from grabbing Dunk at corners, to feigning injury, to getting in the ref's ear, to coming infield from his full-back berth when the Chelsea centre-backs have the ball... all of it drives me nuts.

That long raking crossfield pass he hit to Adingra. Just beautiful.

All the Chelsea goons were picking on some lad in the front row of the lower east and he ended up either leaving or moving. Felt for the guy.

I suspect that he had a word with Jason Steele in the tunnel about hair transplants though as no youngster would have a hairstyle like that if they weren’t receding prematurely.

Or, to be more accurate, hellbent on pushing for a taxpayer-funded new ground. From a man who is resident in Monaco.

Particularly enjoyed him tearing the slimy Richard Tice a new one.