If I was his agent I'd be straight on the blower to Silvikrin because fair play to the lad, he somehow manages to make the most of what he's still got.
That was ridiculous. You could tell by the cut of the pitch how far away he was or wasn't.
Pitch length is 115 yards. 115 divided by 2 halves = 57.5. First three cuts from the goal line are 6 yards each, leaving 39.5 yards. Six other cuts going up to the halfway line are 6.58 yards each. And...
I'm still feeling massively irritated by him 12 hours on. Everything he does, from grabbing Dunk at corners, to feigning injury, to getting in the ref's ear, to coming infield from his full-back berth when the Chelsea centre-backs have the ball... all of it drives me nuts.
I suspect that he had a word with Jason Steele in the tunnel about hair transplants though as no youngster would have a hairstyle like that if they weren’t receding prematurely.
Yeah, but look at the money he was on at Chelsea (£10m+ a year?) and what the England job pays (£3m?). The days of the FA paying Capello and Eriksson all the money in the world are long gone.
Thought I'd start a thread for all those going next week. Please post recommendations to help guide me and fellow festival goers through the madness...