[Football] Dan Ashworth's garden is looking good again

[Baldseagull]

I bet Dan Ashworth has his main cutlery, knives AND forks on the left, side knives and forks in the middle, soup spoons on the right. Desert spoons across the bottom, the sugar bowl has its own silver spoon, and teaspoons are kept with the bone China tea cups.

 

[AmexRuislip]

You are sowing seeds of discontent.

I tried them on my allotment.
No success.