Search results

There once was a fireman called Dan Who'd come up with a sneaky plan Shagged a girl he met out The one he'd been wanking about And claimed it was always gonna happen a bit weak on the rhyming...

oh god. I've ended up nearly pulling a chest muscle from attempting to hide my laughing out loud in the office. "I f***ed your best mate" "What?" "I f***ed your best mate" "I heard you the first time" from that point on i was in pain