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Everybody else puts together a song that rhymes with "lord of the dance", except you. Don't the normal rules apply to you then, you MONG?

Correct GAYvid.

He's right dwayne, you do. Only a bit plumper and squatter.

Alternatively you could just use the word "tedium" which already exists. Like everybody else does.

POST OF THE DAY. No wait: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Scores on the doors: Total Posts: 259 User Posts Les Biehn 39 Simster 26 Questions 25 bhaexpress 21 Chesney Christ 17 Nibble 12 hans kraay fan club 12 Lokki 7 11 Kylies Stunt Arse 9 Woodchip 9 Dave the Gaffer 9 afters 9 Dick Knights Mumm 7 ChapmansThe Saviour 7...

Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

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frank frank whereever you may be "happy new year" at 12.01 posts he, so you haven't got a friend and you haven't got a life but you do have yet another internet wife

frank frank wherever you may be you tried to close down NSC you've got no mates and of course you've been in jail and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

frank frank whereever you may be your birds from a third world country you may be old you may be f***ing sad but you f***ed my mum so i'm telling dad

Can I be Ting Tong, your internet bride from the third world who barely speaks ingrish?

You'd best ask cuddly frank. I believe he's back on-line, fresh from helping Ting Tong find her English lessons class.

What is more unbelievable. That she wasn't wearing one of those specialist outfits or that she wasn't talking about me? ??? :jester:

She must have KNOWN I was a bankrupt already. Obviously. :( Irrelevant fact: I still have your mobile phone number from that time when I let you down going to MILLWALL.

:love: But I reckon with me being a bankrupt I've got no chance.

Just putting in the ground work - you never know when it might be handy. ;)

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No no no. I'm not a bankrupt, it's just that I'm not the multi millionaire that I have apparently been alluding to. :rolleyes: Hey dwayne, let's do luncheon on the King's Road tomorrow and take our Ferrarri's out for a spin, wot wot?

Agreed. f***ing hilarious. I think it led to a major flounce from looney as well.