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Love the missing letter "d" in "lies an innuendos" - you can practically SMELL the saliva bubbling at the side of the mouth. Especially when I don't remember anything resembling lies or innuendos to do with testimonials on this thread. People, it's a classic. It should be printed off, framed...

My flounceometer, a finely-calibrated instrument that twitches like a seismograph next to Warren Aspinall tap-dancing at the mere mention of the words "Desert" and "Orchid", just EXPLODED.

Come off it Jimbo, that's a QUALITY flounce - right up there with some of the all-time classics. And it's been a while since we've had one but she was well worth waiting for. A thing of real class, of real beauty even. 9.1. (Of course like all the best windy-arsed hissy fits, you also know that...