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Just be careful - if you are not trained in the kitchen, this is what happens! http://www.theargus.co.uk/the_argus/news/NEWS1.html Always better to let a fully trained kitchen operative do the tasks. "The couple had been out for drinks with friends on Friday night and returned home to Wick...

Failing that, Asda and Safeway sell ready-meals, all you have to do is follow the instructions. Not as good as the real thing, but handy if you just need a quick fix of toad in the hole. You can get individual ones as well (check the freezer compartments).

I don't get it? You could have avoided all of this by lifting the missus up (get a good hold under the armpits), and walking her into the kitchen. With a bit of assistance, she should have been able to cook dinner for you - what are women for, for God's sake? I can't help thinking that you...