I was talking about this thread in the bookies and I said it's an unwritten rule that women never fart. It's always the cat. Then I was told that Maria trumps a lot and I fancy her like mad. :down:
This thread has had me in tears of laughter but that one, Tristram Fourmile, is the best post. I read it as panting as in groaning when wanking or shagging. Oh my days. :lolol::lolol: