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So you're a nice guy in real life are you? Not what I've heard from the people on here who've met you. All I heard is that you spent most of your time kissing your muscles ("guns"). You sound SO cool.

:lolol: Its amazing how someone who thinks they "have a lot going for them" is so universally loathed and detested. Not my idea of a happy life.

:blush:

Its Royal f*cking Rumble more like....

To death? *nb for anyone fairly new to NSC. Dwayne doesn't really have a dead sister. It was a lie he made up on here a few years back. So I'm not being an @rsehole.

:lolol: No mention of his dead black sister?

I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

Christ.

We're both ugly f*ckers.

Err, no you haven't. There isn't one on here you div.

I didn't say you hacked my account, and I didn't suggest you cared about my life. I seem to remember it was your (imaginary) life we were discussing, not mine. As for ugly, two points; 1. Pot. Kettle. Black. TWAT. 2. I still have a fit as f*ck missus (read the REMF thread if you want other...

Sorry.

:lolol:

This is it: Dwayne pops his cherry

Yep, he actually did that. You could still find it in the search engine, although it was a while ago. Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it? :lolol:

I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity. :lolol:

Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.

Five pages in and the first mention of motherfucking from Frank. Took longer than usual. Frank, I shagged your Dad. How do you like them apples?

Lying? What, like claiming to have f*cked everyone's Mum? Was that all true then?

Post of the year.