Boring in the Post Office today, so had a bit of time:
A Randy Fireman called Dan
His juices flowed and over ran
He shagged his girl friends best mate
It would have been cheaper to masterbate
As now he's living in the back of his red van
Fold it in! Surely being a Fireman he would unroll it and when finished be very meticulous about rolling it up again and putting it in the back of your Dennis.
Fireman you are clearly the only person who can do origami with your penis, in your spare time do you fold it into boats and planes...
Now is being a friend or just sticking your nose in. We all know secrets about friends / people and really it's for them to sort out there own problems.
Anyway, I think the fireman bottled it. Talk is cheap unless your on NSC when you can give it Mr Big! Mr & Miss Fireman are currently under...
I think Fireman is a cock for going public. Looks like it's the end of his relationship and house to lose all that for a cheap slut of a so called best friend.
With his silence, if it was Cluedo my money would be on Miss Fireman, in the Kitchen with the Frying Pan. Being a Fireman he would be...