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Shame there’s no vaccine against stupidity

Oh God you're right, I wondered why whenever my father woke up from a snooze he made the Windows start-up noise.

This is probably going to blow your mind but my parents get a jab for the flu every single year. They've had ****ing loads now.

I view these people with the same contempt I viewed the two pricks who couldn’t shut the **** up in maths when I was 8 leading to the class being held back for 15 minutes at lunch time. Of course back then those kids would have just been beaten up for their sins whereas all I can do is seethe on...