Whilst at Uni some workmen were laying cables outside the Student Union building. Someone rang the local police station to report that, as a rag week stunt, a group of students were digging up the road outside the SU. The same person then went up to the workmen and informed them that, as a rag...
Once worked in an office where you had to fill in forms for everything and these had to be signed off by the office head. One Monday morning one of the newbie secretaries walked in, having coloured her hair over the weekend. I asked her if she had completed a “change of appearance request form”...