This thread is quite funny...in a wrong sort of way.
We've palletised an apprentice and stacked him three high on the racking, nailed a printers boots to the floor, crucified a machine operator...two brooms for the cross and many rolls of parcel tape...warehouse racking involved again. Also...
I remember when I was sixteen, an engineer told me to go to the stores for a long weight....I said I wasn't born yesterday mate......he threw a hammer at me!
Ah, good times