There was nothing wrong with the scanner.
The thing had a red cross which needed to be aligned across the QR code.
Pretty sure the fella in front of me would have had me there till halftime if I hadn't lined it up for him.
I had my shoes searched (retro Gola classics)
We also got on the first bus out of dodge - "We're the first bus, we're the first bus, we're the first bus Brighton boys".