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Wish my mum had the brains that yours obviously did. Mine KNITTED me a pair of swimming trunks when I was a toddler - and as we all know, wool does not go well with water. I'll leave you all to work out the rest. Needless to say, my mum was nowhere near marketing them or making £££££s.

We walked along to Ocean Sports on Saturday, and noticed the big groups of swimmers (or "floaters", as they weren't actually swimming) at Hove and commented on how cold it must've been in there....crazy fools. Didn't see any photographers, although there were LOADS of dry-robes...mostly on dog...