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Failing to spot a child is not being alert. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-52800600 Fire up the woodchipper.

Fire up the woodchipper.

:D Right now, I'm: M, M.

I'm going to interrupt the willy waving to have a go. I put it to you that: Holmes is charmless arse-licking simpleton overpaid talent-less gobshite and complete and utter irreversible pointless kunnt.

Oh yes please. The fat smug empty headed kunnt.

He's the quintessential spunk trumpet and no mistake.

Medical staff have had catalytic converters nicked from their motors parked in Darent Valley Hospital car park. I'd knock the thieves out with a bit of piping and stick them straight into the hospital incinerator.

Pretty diplomatic there. There are morons that would argue that street parties are not acceptable. People doing that are fukken pondlife in terms of intellectual capacity.

Not a biggie but when I went out this morning for necessary purposes I passed two consecutive bus stops that had been smashed. Being punted off Beachy Head is too good for some people.