Is anyone can be bothered there's a top trolling opportunity here.
Film yourself setting fire to a massive pile of loo roll, using the KLF excuse that it's in the name of art. Twitter would lose it's shit!
I really don't get the fuss over toilet rolls, it's ridiculously far down on my list of priorities if I have to self isolate.
If you run out just take a shower after every shit :shrug: