This is all part of Beaky's genius 'structured plan'. Just you watch:
He'll be inundated with offers to invest to top up the ringfenced funds for the new stand - and it will be the best stand in the world.
They will get the the 3 players they need (like fans of all clubs say) next transfer...
Well, Donna and Blitzen have significant other business interests so it suits them to have an expert making the decisions. As for Texter, it looks like he got duped.
The #cpfc stuff is good for so many reasons from the despair to the genuinely funny content. You can't not like the gallows humour.
I bet Beaky is livid with the UA about these poncey banners. Airing their dirty linen in public is what they do so well though. I bet Roy's replacement can't...