You'd have thought a three (four?) season head start would have been enough time for them to make a decent go of this Premier League malarkey but it seems not.
Nah, he doesn't deserve fairness.
He (is he a he? Not sure) is a snivelling little weasel. A coward. A sneaking, writhing little snake. The sort of person who would hide behind their bigger mates, egging them on and then tucking their tail and fleeing when the tide turned. A complete and utter...
Funny isn't it? Disappears for days and prances in when the sun has ever so slightly shone on Croydon.
I say weird. I mean pathetic.
If anybody was an advert for a time travelling abortion clinic it's Dougie.