I am what is politely referred to as follicley challenged. I went to a client meeting with a company I was working for once and on being introduced to one of the client's senior managers, who I had never met before, he looked at me and went "alright Kojak". I wasn't bothered, I've been...
Troops in the Falklands used to refer to the locals as Bennie's after the crossroads character. When they were ordered to stop they started referring to them as Stills, e.g. Still Bennies.