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Going to try and take a break from this place, for a bit. (See you all tomorrow 😃)

Out of reach then - that's comforting to know, I can relax a little.

Anyone going to Rome?

Cheers and sorry. Annoyingly we're one building back from the Acropolis as I'd have loved a 'vote on my view' compare and contrast thread. Tarpon was a true man of Sussex. One brisk handshake followed by remaining one and a half broadswords distance apart. He's no freak.

Moo-ma Stat has early onset dementia - tbh she's had it for about 30 years. I know it's now actually kicking in because last week she tried to show some form of physical affection towards me, by wafting her hand in my general direction, as I left her place. We've not touched since I learned to...

NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN. I will scream for a policeman. We're giving Tarps a lift to the ticket hotel.

A notice to @Tarpon. Nobody is touching me. Nobody is getting within touching distance, of me. Because this time I'm not meeting up with a bunch of social misfits who've forgotten they are men of Sussex and we don't do that shite. #I"mTheNormalOne.

Stop touching me.

Feck off. Go big or go home. You're not riding Ventoux every weekend, put your big boy pants on and ride the hardest route. You might hate every minute, but you'll enjoy every memory. We believe in you.

I think @Hamilton has.

Here's a thing about my least favourite subject - me. The Statmobile is in for a protracted stay in hospital, so, yesterday, for the first time in years I poured myself into some very angry lycra to see if I could Strava cycle commute the 16 miles. I set myself a target of anything under 75...

Monstrosity.

I'm going to assume there's a whooosh in there somewhere, but will plough on regardless. I suggest you do it properly or not at all. I once had a, too long, conversation with a cycling hating colleague. I must have been distracted as I didn't ask the obvious question till we were a long way...

Obviously editted out the previous 20 minutes of pointing past the cow, to the middle distance.

Yeah just to echo 1066. It's almost impossible to localise clicks, hose it, sponge it, wipe it down then grease every last bit of it. If it looks like a bar of soap and is still clicking then head to the BB!!!!

Some mountain bikers have just sat at the table next me, (Let's gloss over the fact we couldn't be further from an incline if we tried), these guys even give mountain bikers a bad name. Absolute weapons and they've all ordered the same breakfast. I've gotta go before their pointing arms, which...

Double blimey

Blimey.

It's impossible to tell, but by the same token there probably aren't any wrong answers. You'll not be overly bent over on the L, you are likely to feel 'bigger' on the XL. Both frames can be easily tweaked, saddle height, bar reach, to make them identical. If you're knees are of an age, they...

Much love to the fella who, rather too excitedly, shouted out "he's got MAG 20 wheels" as I cycled out of t'AMEX, last night. 😂 😂 😂