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Bloody freezing in sunny Essex. A light wind and casual racism persist.

Have just checked trains from Essex to Manchester for tomorrow to be told by the automatic voice on the phone that "disruption to services out of and into my town are likely to be disrupted due to weather" Cool. So Manchester , famous for shithouse weather, will be cold but sunny. Leigh on sea...

Oh Jesus no! I don't think my pipes will survive another mauling by that bloody Russian snow. Had no hot water for most of the last cold snap. I think I will leave the hot tap running all day to stop it happening again.

Papa hath spoken. All hail Papa.

Even a broken clock will tell the right time twice a day. Now, if you'd done something outstanding like warn the world that the sub prime mortgage bubble would pop on Wall Street showering us all in shit...now that would be fabulous. I'd Deffo listen to your racing tips then.

I'm certainly enjoying my gas bill at the moment. Long may this continue. If I lived in Cumbria I might feel differently about mild wet winters but I don't.

If Papa says there's a height plunge in Greenland then I'm IN.

What with the Buick swans arriving for the earliest migration in 50 years and my cat being EXTRA fluffy this autumn I predict an absolute SHOCKER of a flump. Oh, that and all of the long range forecasts saying it's going to be a very cold winter.

Snow forecast for us in sunny Essex tomorrow. Very cold outside but I'm very skeptical.

I never listen to her. I'm too busy being hypnotised by her norks.

Eek!

Been up on the roof today fixing my aerial. It's fricking taters up there.

There's one mutha of a storm heading in for Sunday/Monday. Carol Kirkwood and her enormous bosoms have said so...so it must be true.

I'm thinking of reinstating my fireplace...****ing gas bills are outrageous.

Been snowing on and off in Essex all Arvo. Fecking depressing.

I'm just waiting for Dennis Quaid to come and dig me out of the New York central library.

Bloody snowing AGAIN in Essex. It's cold , grey and flipping misgog...I saw a depressing sight yesterday...lovely yellow daffodils all bent and soggy under snow...******* weather.

Snow in Essex. Looks like a fecking Christmas card outside. Bugger. Do one winter...just do one.

**** off winter. Just **** off. It's boring now.

I'm in Leigh on sea and have been looking out of the window to check where Rowley is so I can update everyone on his whereabouts. No movement out there at the moment. Snow has stopped.