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Maybe if you play some CHINMUSIC at the right PITCH it will WALK whilst you give it THE FINGER.

Or you could speak to GULLY to see if he can come round and HOOK the little NIGHTWATCHMEN out

Have you tried talking to it, you might be able to APPEAL to its better nature. I DECLARE that the worst one yet!

I find women tend to be better at things like this so it may be worth getting a MAIDEN OVER.

If i were you i would COVER one end of the fridge, maybe using the SQUARE LEG of a chair, and then try to CATCH it as it BAILS. To scare it out you might want to light a match but, and this may sound like a SILLY POINT, it could go OUT so you may want to light a TEST MATCH first.

Did you first hear it in the kitchen when you went to COOK. Have you tried scaring it as it might RUN OUT.

In all seriousness i dont know what you can do, im STUMPED!

Pop it in a CUP and set fire to it. That way you'll just have to throw away the ASHES.

If you've got lino it could be hiding in a CREASE

You've got a cricket behind your fridge, HOWZAT come about?