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That’s where I am. It’s one thing dressing like a teenager - but when he started behaving like one too it was time to direct him towards the exit.

They probably spent half time helping de Zerbi load his car up.

“Sacked in the morning.”

You say that like it’s a bad thing? Normally I have to eke out the close season doing some freelance Moderating on mumsnet. This summer I’ll be drinking champagne out my shoe.

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Has Tyson Fury said, “Know what I mean, ‘Arry?” yet? Bloody love it when he does that.

We’re really not, tbf.

But how many players would want to follow him? Sure, some might - if they don’t mind playing industrialised football where you are effectively a component that’s been machined to fit into rigid system. Which is ok until one of the bits breaks and then the whole machine smashes itself up.

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Massively unexpected, especially seeing as he’d put down such strong roots here by living in a serviced rental apartment for 2 years.

I think Italians just favour a tighter trouser, tbf

Best I could do at short notice. Still, it’s the thought that counts.

The horse he rode in on is injured. Hoping to be back to light trotting by August.

Chap took a pair of shoes in there that were a wee bit too tight. Assistant: “Try them with the tongue out.” Customer: “Thill too thite.”

Well, if nothing else that would bring in a few more folk from Lewes

Where do Uckfield play home fixtures these days? Is it still Victoria Pleasure Grounds?

“Roberto? Bloke called Shane Duffy on the blower for you.”

But it’s not part of the game. It’s an unwelcome and intrusive bolt-on in just ten fixtures out of the hundreds of matches played up and down the country every week. And it’s utterly woeful, fundamentally flawed and massively unsuited to football. Just bin it. They tried it, we’ve given it 5...

I suppose the upside of a 'home' game being staged in Orlando is the possibility of getting home sooner.

What if the clutch isn't depressed but is just a bit fed up?