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If only there was some kind of scheme to make them do National Service...

This, for me.

I did indeed, and he turned up at the Drummers show at the Dome, a few years back. :)

I'll not be watching, but celebrating Klaus Meine's 76th birthday, by blasting out some Scorpions.

Only fey, limp-wristed losers would choose dogs such as these as 'pets'. They lack something within themselves, imho.

Explain why anyone would want a breed such as that. Please.

Simply get tooled-up. Just in case.

I literally plan for escape if I see one of these in the distance, being dragged back by their oh-so-macho owners. A wall....top of a parked van....handy scaffolding....etc. I shouldn't be made to feel that way, by simply walking along the street. See a guy with a 6" blade and everyone runs...

100%, and judging by the looks of people I've seen with them, mental instability seems a given.

"Oh, hello new neighbour - oh, you have one...sorry, two of 'those' dogs? How lovely. Seems like we'll all get along famously, considering I'm a dab hand with my crossbow and pistol, which I often play with in my garden."

Sod the fencing - just use a proper sword.

Throw some poisoned meat into their garden. If the dog doesn't eat it, the owners probably will. Raw.

Ban the bloody things.

I loved working in Timpsons, North St. Just sayin'. ;)

It's good to smile. :)

Okay, I admit it - I'm bitter that he's leaving and fully appreciate what he's done for us. We will be a poorer side next season, for sure, and I genuinely want to add my thanks to RDZ for giving us such entertainment. That said, he's still a **** for leaving so soon.

Whichever one it is, it'll only be for a season or so.

I'm 'almost' hoping that we get stuffed 0 - 7. Yeah, I feel bitter/marmalade/whatever.

Yes, want some?

Lovely. It's still shit.