Recent content by Jello Biafra

I know, I regularly find amusing examples of self-defined 'patriots' who haven't mastered basic, written English on social media.

I used the term 'wokey cokey' (a phrase used by a gammon commentator on fb) to satirise the satirist. I am pretty 'woke' and regularly peruse the 'Rage Against the Gammon' fb page so I was also satirising how 'woke' is shoe-horned into any comment on twitter by characters with footy badges for...

by wokey cokey twitterer, Purkiss, in an attempt at satire. It provided an opportunity to slag off Palace fans anyway.

Jeezus, give us a chance, I just posted something positive about the place, for the purpose of balance (see above). I had a Friday night out in Worthing once, (it was hilarious, so I did have fun that night, making supercilious comments about the locals. We ended up in a club and started a...

In fairness (as I haven't been very complimentary about the crap town), Marsh was on the pier:

Worthing exists to be slagged off, shirley? Is there any other reason why it hasn't yet been levelled to the ground?

It's a parody website, you fool! (and if it isn't, it obviously should be, as anyone who knows anything about Worthing with connecting synapses will know).

Tune needs a respray:

Slovenia's finest, Laibach.

I'm shorting Brighton to finish in the top 6 this season. I always cock up such betting attempts so Euro-qualification is as near certain as anything can be in a randomised process like footy results.

Greatest band pic on whole of youtube. Nice tune. Have they played the Duke (of Wellington) in Shoreham? https://soundcloud.com/hatful-of-rain

Radio 3 has gone relatively downmarket recently, admittedly, but it's still in a different league to other UK radio stations' musical output. Who tf listens to Classic FM (presuming it's still going) or Radio 2 or any commercial station where the ads are only slightly less annoying than the...

Sounds like a crap idea but maybe it'll be created one day. I'd sincerely apologise for contravening your pre-conceived ideas about what musical genres others may or may not appreciate but I've just noticed that you live in Newhaven (where they like their own), so I really couldn't ga monkey's...

Do we have any Wombles in this forum? My local team, so have an antipathy to MK charlatans. Haven't been to any of their games as am a 3rd generation Albion fan, originally from Sussex. It's a great club, and the fans have been through it recently. They're very active in the community, even...

7:07, sorry, it's after the violin piece Fritz Kreisler's Liebeslied and before the 15th century rondo by DuFay. The piece I was commenting on was