Recent content by Algernon

We'll know if he's had a "glow down"

Hywel

and a chap from Wales who's name I can't recall.

3cm difference in height between Fabregas and RDZ. From behind? With a zoom lens? Could it have been?

But what does Astrid the orifice say about it on X? She's not put anything on YouTube yet, but she could just be getting off a long one. (A long shift)

Poor old Poch. He must be wondering what he was supposed to achieve. Money for old rope, financially he couldn't lose but the golden eggs it seems, were addled.

Toronto Jam

I mean, I don't hate Dan Burn, but I hope he goes off the pitch with tears in his eyes today.

I was playing footy against Alliance and Leicester at Patcham Place and deliberately blocked an opposing central midfielder from running back to his own half. He swung a punch, missed, then told me to "get back to the building site" I've never ever set foot on a building site. My favourite...

IMDB. Filming locations: "Elland Road and Turf Moor."

Garnacho. Name like a cold soup. Face like cold soup. Smugly.

Kevin Barber. Although it may possibly have been self inflicted.

Would he be welcomed back? It's possible that Roberto de Zombie is a dead man walking but who knows.

Somebody needs to let him know we'd be very happy never to have to see the f***ing ugly kant's rubber face at the Amex ever again. I don't have X.